A packed wooden coliseum at dusk: cheering crowds wave colored pennants as a flaming boulder arcs from a red catapult toward a wobbling tower of crates, a blue catapult waits at the far end, and a jester referee points the way.

Siegeball League · Week 9 · Mudbury Coliseum

Angle.
Power.
Boulder.

The Mudbury Lobbers need one clean topple to make the playoffs. Twelve thousand peasants are on their feet. The wind is blowing toward the moat. The is standing much too close to the crates.

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MUDBURY LOBBERS 140 · GREYHOLLOW GOATS 120BRAMBLEFORD BOULDERS 90 · SALTMARSH SLINGERS 95 (MOAT REVIEW)THE KING'S OWN SIEGEWORKS: SUSPENDED (USED A TREBUCHET)NEXT WEEK: THE ANNUAL CABBAGE CUP

You're on the arm

Five shots per round. Set the angle and power, pick your ammo, watch the wind flag, and knock every crate off the stand. ←→ angle · ↑↓ power · Space fire.

"Welcome back to Mudbury, folks. The Lobbers are on the arm."

Angle 45° Power 60%

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The Siegeball League

Mudbury Lobbers

Home side. Heavy arms, heavier boulders, a fan section that throws turnips back.

Greyhollow Goats

Precision crews who measure the wind with a wet thumb and a very old goat.

Saltmarsh Slingers

Cabbage specialists. Banned twice for "aggressive produce."

The King's Own Siegeworks

Suspended for fielding a . Appeal pending.

Couch multiplayer: two to four crews, one screen, zero friendships surviving
Build your engine: arms, springs, slings, wheels and a paint job the crowd will boo
Ammo locker: boulders, cabbages, fire pots, a very surprised cow (pending league review)
Arena hazards: moats, wind, shield walls and a referee who will not move

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Season-ticket holders get the beta first, a vote on next season's ammo, and a seat well clear of the moat.

Angle.Power.Boulder.